"I know you love breakfast, but you've already had your breakfast this morning."
"But maybe I wanted to have twoooo breakfasts today."
"But one breakfast was enough."
"How do you know it's enough??? Are you me? Can you feeeeel how my tummy is saying it needs mo-ooorrrrre?? Can you feel my mel-battle-lism already decimating that measly amount of kibble you expect to fill me??? Member that? Hm? Member when Dr. Melanie told you how high my mel-battle-ism is?? 'Cause I'm an ATHLETE?!!"
"The word is 'metabolism', Day, and I do remember that conversation. I also remember her saying that you were at your perfect athletic retirement physique and that she didn't want you to gain any more weight."
"Whatever... I'm act'ally in charge of my own body and I still would like some more breakfast, please."
"I'm sorry, but breakfast is finished for today."
"But I slept for a really long time last night, all through the WHOLE night LONG, and that's a lot of break to be fasting dontchya'know!"
"You did have a really good sleep last night, didn't you! Did you have some sweet and amazing dreams? Did you visit any wonderful, far-off places and make lots of new friends? Or, maybe you dreamed of sweet summer days with your sweet Maggie Mae???"
"Yeah... I see what you're doin', Mama, tryin'ta change the subject; it's not gonna work."
"Will anything work?"
"I think you know what'll work."
"Well, I'm not putting anything more in your breakfast bowl."
"But I really just want another breeaaakfaaaaasst......."
"And you'll have one... tomorrow."
"Mamas are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."
