"Whaaaaat???"
"I already had the sheets and duvet nicely fluffed and straightened... you knew I was just about to finish making the bed when the telephone rang!"
"But, you didn't make it fluffy enouuughh... I like it THIS FLUFFaaayyyy!"
"Well, I thank you for properly fluffing the duvet but, would you mind hopping on down so I can finish getting the bed made for the day?"
"What are you talking about?? It's already been made perfect... FOR... the DAY... BY ...the DAY! ..... See what I did there, Mama?" *wink-wink*
"I see what you did there... hilariously punny, Day, but you know what I meant."
"Relaaax, Mama, I'm just gonna lay here for a bit and take advantage of these sweet morning rays while I nap, then, when I get up, you can swoop in and work your bed-making magic before I get back up again for my afternoon nap."
"I'd really rather just get it over with now..."
"I know. And I'd like to be able to help you out... but..... I already worked really hard to bring my blankie up and we're kind of already settled in and comfortable now."
"Why don't you take your blankie over to your chaise instead? You'll probably have an even better nap without the sun so bright in your eyes."
"Good, so we're decided then... right now is MY time! Don't worry, Mama, I'll come and let you know when it's your turn, 'cause that's just how good I am at shaaaarinnggg..."
"Greyhounds are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."
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