The Usual Walk-Time Discussion

"Okay, I need to set you down for a little while now, Day."
"No."
"Yes... I need a break."
"No."
"Seriously, I need a minute to catch my breath."
"FIIIINNNE! But, I'm not going to walk."
"Come on, Day, it's only a little way back to the car... I know you can do it."
"But I don't want to... so... I'm not going to and you can't make me!"
"Day..."
"I can't hear you because I'm closing my eyes and going to sleep now."
"Day, this is not sleepy time, it's walk time and you're about to join back in on the actual 'walking' part."
"Nope. I'm done... You knew I didn't want to come for a walk! I didn't want to walk... you knew I didn't want to walk, I told you I didn't want to walk! I'm supposed to be napping right now, not walkiinnng..... I said I didn't want to come and I meant I didn't want to come... but you made me come and now my boots are all dirty and it's all your faauuult!"
"Better your boots than your paws..."
"No, it's not! I like my boots, Dad!!"
"We'll wash your boots, Day, I promise... but will you please... just walk the last twenty-two feet back to the car??"
"Ummmmm, no."
"Greyhounds are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."