The Birthday Cake Discussion

"You made a cake? ..... Without me??"
"You were sleeping. You don't like to be interrupted when you're sleeping"
"But, you could have aaaasssked me... I love cake."
"I know you love cake, that's why I made it for you."
"You made it for ME???"
"I did."
"It's 'cause it's my birthday, isn't it?!! Sweeeet! Can I have it right now? Now?? How 'bout now???"
"Not right now, Day. All your people and your uncle, Derby, will be coming over tonight to share the cake with you."
"What?!!??? You JUST said you made it for me-eeeee! You didn't say you made it for EVERYONE!! I have a LOT of people, you know, and now I even have a brother who will HAVE to have some and, and, and... and have you seeeeen the size of Derby??? I'll be lucky if I even get to taste that cake, at aaaaall!"
"Trust me, Day, everything is better when you share. And, I will make sure that you have the cake slice of your dreams... this evening."
"But, I really want it nooowwww. It's the first time I'm ever turning six and I just really think that I deserve some cake... and some icinnnggggg..."
"And you'll have some. Tonight when everyone gets here."
"Mamas are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."