The Dusting Discussion

"Really? You had to take the feather duster while I answered the telephone??"
"Umm... I was dustinnggg?"
"Yeaahhh... I can tell; you got a lot done. I'm going to need that back now, please."
"No, but wait! ... There's nothing else to play wiiith."
"Day, you have a ton of toys to play with. Seriously, look in front of you, and these ones here don't even amount to one tenth of the toys you have... Annddd since these ones were all put away this morning you obviously had fun in bringing them out to play with....."
"But, I'm just so over them now..."
"Good thing you still have lots more to choose from then!"
"And I choose this one!!"
"Well, that one's not a toy and to be honest, it's a little gross."
"And I'm okay with that."
"Day, I would really like to finish cleaning... paw it over please. "
"Relaaax... we're taking turns here,  just like you taught me; it was your turn, now it's my turn and when I'm done, it can be your turn again."
"Do you even get why it's called a 'duster'? It's because we use it to dust things, it collects dust which ulimately means that since I have been using it this morning it is now filled with DUST...."
"And it feels 'duuuuuust' right for a cuddle-nap....."
"Greyhounds are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."