The Raincoat Discussion

"But, I didn't saaayyyy I wanted to try on my raincoat..."
"I know, but you needed to try on your raincoat."
"But, it's not even raining! Look behind me, do you see rain??"
"No, I see sunshine but..."
"No, there is no 'but'! You see sunshine!! I'm in a raincoat, a RAINcoat!!!"
"I know it doesn't seem fair right now, Day, but I just finished making this raincoat for you. I need to make sure that it fits you perfectly and needs no more alterations before we do find ourselves in rain and then you start complaining about how you hate being wet."
"But, it's taking my tiiiiime... and, and, and I wanta be playing and I wanta be exploring and I wanta be zoooooming and..... I wanta be eating apple pie!"
"We all want to be eating apple pie, Day, I'm just asking for a quick minute to try on your new raincoat."
"But, this is MORE than just trying on 'cause now you're taking PICTURES! And you knoooowww that I don't like having my picture taken when I'm upset; I don't like it just as much as I don't like wearing a raincoat when it's not even raaaiiiiiininnggg..."
"I know, and I totally understand... but I just need one more picture, okay? Smile biiigggg!!"
"Mamas are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."