"Hey, Mama... we need to talk."
"Is something wrong."
"It's these selfies... they're getting out of control....."
"What? What do you mean??"
"We... well, we don't need one every day..... ONE... every now and then... okaayyy, I can deal with that... buuuuut, it's gone a little beyond now."
"Too much?"
"Seriously, too much. We need to just cooooool things off a lil' bit."
"But, I..."
"It's aaaalll right, Mama... I still love you... You still love me..... We still love each other. It's just... we gotta slow down on the selfies... people are starting to talk..."
"But, I just really love our pictures together..."
"Shhhhhhh..... don't talk, just trust me... it's aaallll for the best..."
"No, but..."
"Are we good here?"
"You mean, except for the fact that my heart is suddenly hurting??..."
"No heart-hurting necessary. We still got the love, Mama... still got the looooove!"
"Greyhounds are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."
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