The Un-Fun Idea Discussion

"Did you seriously just stick your tongue out at me??"
"No, not aaatttt you... more like, at your un-fun idea."
"It wasn't an 'idea', Day, it was a 'this is what we're doing'....."
"But I don't wanta go inside."
"You've had a huge run, a wild playtime, done some whacky dance moves and now it's time to go inside for your nap."
"Well, I already know it's nap-time... why do you think I laid down like this??!"
"And you can lay down like that again..... inside."
"I think I'll just stay here."
"I think you won't."
"I think I will."
"Day, I am not about to let you get sunburned and bug-bitten by letting you nap for hours in the grass; you have no insulative protection against the elements and insects that would gladly do you harm."
"Listen to yourself, Mama... Why would anyone do me any harm?? Everybody loves me... I'm adored everywhere I go!  Look at me, I'm so sweet and funny and we aalll know I'm beyond handsome... I'm just a really lovable kinda guy!"
"Still, we're not going to give them the opportunity to try. Let's go."
"No, thank you."
"It wasn't an invitation. Get moving, Mister!"
"Mamas are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."