The Cold-DAY Discussion

"What's with the face-of-hurtness??"
"Are you really needing to ask???"
"You're upset because we're going for a walk."
"I'm upset because we're going for a walk... IN THE COOOOOOLLLD!!!"
"I'm sorry that it's cold outside, Day, but Winter has arrived and we just need to deal with it. We have a whole season of coldness yet before us but even so, we still need to get some fresh air and exercise."
"Mama... you KNOW that I don't like to be cold!"
"Hence the reason you're bundled..."
"And you KNOW that I don't like stepping on snow and ice!"
"Taken care of by your boots..."
"And you KNOW that it hurts my feelings when I have to leave my toasty bed! ... I just really want to be inside having a snack... and... I just really want to have a cuddle instead of a walk... and, and... and... I just really miss all of my toooyys....."
"Really, Day?? We've been outside for less than three minutes!"
"Three minutes too loonnng....."
"Orrrrrr... three minutes already wasted just standing here, arguing in the cold, instead of actually walking."
"Guess our walk-time has been compromised by the delay; we might just as well head back inside and try again later...  *sigh* ...and it was such a lovely day for a walk, too....."
"Nice try... start walking, Mister!"
"Mamas are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."