The Rainbow Hat Discussion

"But I didn't want to try on my new hat..."
"I know, but we need to make sure it fits properly."
"This isn't FAIR... we're INSii-iiiiDDE!!!"
"We could go outside and try it if you'd like... a walk would actually do us both well."
"No. You know I don't like it outside when its wintertime!"
"Maybe you'll like it now that you have a cozy hat that fits properly and won't slip down."
"Really, Mama? You think going out in public... in this... is going to make winter better for me? Do you have any idea what my friends are gonna say when they see me?? I already get made fun of for my jammas and my snowsuit and my boots'n'shoes collection..... seriously... I can't let them see me with my face pokin' through a rainbow!!"
"Day, I think you're over-exaggerating things just a might. Don't you think that being warm and cozy while enjoying the fresh and crisp winter air is better than freezing and looking 'cool' for your friends?"
"No."
"Well... then I guess it's a bummer for you..... 'cause you're going to be wearing it."
"But..."
"No 'buts' about it, Day... it fits you perfectly, your ears will keep toasty and perhaps the greatest reason of all..... you look absolutely ADORABLE!"
"Mamas are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."