The All-For-One Discussion

"Dude, did you hear that?"
"Yeah, I heard, Day; looks like it's not gonna be the lucky day you had in store, after all..."
"SSHHHHH... Snowmaaaann..... whisperrrrrrrrr!!!"
"Sorry, Day, I didn't know it was a secret..."
"Well, of course it's a secret! You heard what I heard and you should know by now that it means we're in hiding... QUICK... close your eyes..... It's all-for-one, we're sleepin' and nothin' can wake us!!"
"But, Day..."
"No 'buts'... just do it! Close your eyes, close your eyes NOW!"
"Day, I can't!"
"Yes, you can!"
"Day! I don't have EYYYELIDDDDSS, DUUUUDE!!!!!"
"Oh....."
"Quick, Day... your mama's comin' in here..... what'do I do? What'do I dooooo??"
"Uuummmmm... start snoring!!"
"What??? I don't snore!"
"You do now! I am NOT getting dressed in a MILLION clothes  and going outside into the white-cold FREEZINGNESS for that embarrassing torture Mama calls a 'walk'! Now, start snorin' and make sure it's LOUUDDD... don't you dare blow this for me, Snowman!!!"
"FIIIIIINE! But I think you're RIDICULOUS and TOTALLY OVERREACTING about your mama wanting to take you out for a nice little walk of togetherness!"
"If you think it sounds so nice, maybe you should go on the walk!"
"Maybe you should be not-so-bossy to me..."
"I'm not bossy... I'm desperate!"
"Okay, okaayyy... here goes..... *yawwnnn-whistle-z-z-z-z-zzzz*"
"Really??... Could you at least trryyy to make it seem natural? We're going for buy-worthy here, not over-the-top, Snowman!"
"I'm telling you, Day... one more snarky review and I am so selling you out!!"
"Do it right and I won't have to give you snarky reviews!"
"Don't say I didn't warn you..... Oh, hi there, Day's Mama! Day and I were juuuuust laying here talking about you... he is SO excited that you want to take him outside for a walk and he is just itchin' to get into his snowsuit layers and get outside for some fresh air!!!"
"WHAT? Wait! No... I didn't... *sigghhh*... snowmen are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."