The Tasty-Spoon Discussion

"I just checked on you... you were sound, sound asleep."
"Well, um... I waaaas sleeping... but..... then I thought I heard a spoon tap-tap-tapping against the side of a container???"
"You did?"
"I thought I did."
"Could be because I just tapped the excess sour cream off of this spoon for the dip I'm making..."
"SOUR CREEAAM?? But... I love sour cream....."
"I know you do."
"Wait a minute! Were you even going to tell me there was a sour cream spoon to be had?"
"Of course I was going to tell you there was a sour cream spoon to be had."
"Sounds a little fishy, Mama... you just said you checked that I was sleeping and it had to be before you were holding the sour cream spoon or I would've smelled the deliciousness when you came to look in on me. I think you were checking to make sure I was asleep. I think you maybe thought that I was so asleep that I wouldn't know there even was a missed spoon..."
"Day... do I not always offer you the spoon??"
"Usu'lly. Guess I really don't know, for sure, though... you could have pulled this stunt before when maybe I really did sleep through a tasty-spoon opportunity..."
"I promise you, I have NEVER cheated you of a tasty-spoon!"
"So you saayyy....."
"Day! Do you want the sour cream spoon, or not?"
"Well, of course I want the sour cream spoon! I want EVERY sour cream spoon!! Even SOUR CREAM would want the sour cream spoon!!!"
"Here... it's aaaalll yours. Enjoy!"
"I'd enjoy it more with an extra dunk... y'know... to make up for the uncalled-for betrayal of trust....."
"Greyhounds are so unfair... dunk, dunk....."