"I know you love banana-oat bread but you already had some."
"But, I'd like to have some mo-orrrre..."
"You've had enough for right now."
"But, my tummy says it's still huuuungry."
"You've had breakfast and banana-oat bread, I think you're probably full enough."
"But, you know I'm an athlete and I have a really high metabolism... prob'ly even just chewing it burned those calories right up."
"I watched you inhale it, there was no calorie-burn chewing involved."
"But... I really love banana-oat bread and I can seeeeeeee it and it's all nice and butteryyyyyyyyy....."
"And later you can have some more."
"Mamas are so unfair... grumble, grumble.....
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