"But, my treat-ball is empty..."
"It's not empty, there are still some treats in there."
"No, there aren't any, at all! I've been trying and nothing's happening. I rolled it this way and I rolled it that way and..... NOTHING! Then, I went and nosed it over there and then I whacked it back over here and still, NOTHINNGGG!!!"
"It's not quite empty, Day, I can still see a little bit of darkened treatness just waiting for you to work it on out of there and enjoy."
"But, seeeeee? Those words, those words right there... what you just said... they're not faaiiir! ..... Treat? Fun word! Ball? Another fun word!! Work?? NOT a fun word! ..... I'm RETIRED!!!"
"I know you're retired and it's because you're no longer in training that we need to be a little careful with the treat to play ratio happening these days; we need to keep your body at a healthy weight."
"But, I am healthyyyy... look at this naturally-cut athleticism that is meeeee! This treat-ball just enhances my beautiful physique... Can't you seeeeee thaaaat??"
"And do you know why it helps keep your beautiful physique, Day? Because it asks you to do a little exercise for your treats."
"But, I just really want it filled with more treeeaaaaats..."
"And it will be, just as soon as it's truly empty and then washed."
"Mamas are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."
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