The Swimming Pool Discussion

"The gate is staying closed, Day"
"But, I want to go iiiinnnnn there."
"It's still too cold."
"But you told me it has a heater."
"Yes, but it isn't turned on yet."
"But, my life jacket is technically a 'jacket'... it'll keep me warm."
"Not warm enough."
"But, don't you know? Us athletes neeeeeed hydrotherapyyyy."
"The gate is staying closed."
"But, I can seeeeee the handle."
"And it's staying closed."
"Mamas are so unfair... grumble, grumble....."